Thank god they warned me

Thank god they warned me

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  1. The Enrichment Center reminds you that your Wii will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that your Wii *does* speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.

  2. One time, in my early 20s, I went out to my local convenience store for a snack: some chips, and a small bottle of OJ.

    I came back to my apartment, smoked some weed, and got ready for a PC gaming sesh.

    I picked up my bottle of OJ and gave it a good shake, but in my dumb, weed-adled head, I had forgotten that I had already opened it.

    I basically threw half a bottle of sticky juice all over my computer desk and my bed.

  3. Nintendo would like to remind you that your Wii is not thirsty, and it does not want orange juice.

    Nintendo is required to remind you that the Wii cannot talk. In the event that it does talk Nintendo asks you to ignore its advice.

    Nintendo reminds you that the Wii will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

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