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  1. This is a pallas cat. Contrary to what many think, he’s not actually all that fat, he’s really just exceptionally fluffy. They need that fur to survive frigid temperatures common to their habitat (IIRC, Russia, northern Asia, mountains and steppe). Source: Was obsessed with cats in my youth but I’m confident Google will back me up.

    TL;DR: They look chonk but they ain’t really chonk. They floff.

    Edit: A gold! Chonk you! Also, for all you nonbelievers, google image search. See the floffitude for yourselves! You will not find a single non-floff pallas cat. They also got real bad resting bitch face… [dang.](http://www.fondationsegre.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Pallas-3.-Photo-Tom-Svensson-Nordens-Ark-1-750×400.jpg)

    Edit: [Even more dang!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/krdbrrP8F-g/maxresdefault.jpg)

  2. Pallas cats are the best! I like to describe them as “angry little floof ewoks” to people who don’t know them.

    Was in Russia a few years ago (roughing it in the Altai Republic) and we had some motion sensor cameras set up near our campsite for studying the wildlife. One of these fluffy bath bomb doods came to investigate us in the night at one point so I guess the wildlife was studying us too. We never saw him, but the cameras got some rather derpy pictures.

  3. it looks like the type of animal that wiggles it fluff with every tippy tap, and at the same time makes angry moose noises. this kitty does not make meows. it growls, like it gargles syrup.

  4. She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
    I don’t know why she swallowed a fly.

  5. I was off work today. Slept in, woke up late, roll over, open up Slide for Reddit on my phone, and the first thing I see is a big ass preview picture of this fatass cat and all caps C H O N K

    Immediately lost my shit laughing my ass off.


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